On an almost daily basis, a terminally tech-brained individual insists that AI will determine the future of human creativity if we simply believe hard enough. Today, that soothsayer is Matt Shumer, an investor who offered a demonstration of his vision for AI's videogame development potential—and was quickly blasted for it, because the vision sucks to look at.
Shumer—CEO of HyperWrite, a company offering like "Team Member Praise Generator" and "AI Sympathy Message Generator by HyperWrite for Heartfelt Cards"— yesterday with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing." Judging from the boastful "(sound on)," he seemed convinced the video would illustrate the inevitability of our magnificent AI future.
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In actuality, what he uploaded was an embarrassingly incoherent AI-generated mockup of imitation shooter gameplay that feels like it could trigger new and exciting forms of psychosis if you watch it long enough. It's a moving kaleidoscope of AI sludge that's only amazing in how clearly it communicates that AI's biggest pushers are operating with a different set of standards.
Let's walk through the video together. It begins with a soldier's first-person view as they seem to rappel from a helicopter onto a downtown Manhattan street, except they land with an inexplicable shower of glass shards as though they had just breached a window. Our soldier draws a sort of nightmare MP5 boasting two sets of iron sights, and empties its magazine into the open air. Our shots produce a cloud of sparks and debris inches from the gun's barrel, as though we'd been hip firing directly into a wall.
We advance up the street with our squad. Tracer rounds whizz by, fired by nobody. We pass an establishment that, depending on the sign you look at, is either a "DELI," a "DELE," or a "DEE." Ahead, there's what appears to be a subway entrance, except it's labeled "Sublone" and the stairs go up. As we approach, three buttons appear from the bottom of the screen: Suddenly we're in a choose your own adventure game, and we can either "dive into the Uptown subway," "push up Broadway behind the bus," or "cut right, climb the fire escape."
A cursor appears to select for us: We choose to dive. No diving happens. Instead, we ascend the stairs in traditional fashion, and as we reach the top step, an open-air subway platform manifests itself where Times Square had been. A bus that had been nearby is now a train, and the train is being fired upon by masked gunmen who our squadmates ignore. The train pulls away, mysteriously extruding a ladder onto the tracks behind it.
Another choice appears, and we opt to "Board the Uptown train." Didn't the Uptown train just leave? Yes, but as we begin to sprint forward, another train squelches its way out of the wall in front of us. Our squadmate briefly fires at its rear door, perhaps in a fit of existential horror.
We enter the train car. Through the windows, objects blur past at speed. Through an open door ahead, the train sits stationary at a platform different from where we were just standing. An LCD screen shows our next stop: Canuial St. Our squadmate grabs a handhold; his forearms are so vascular, they're haunting. There is an object on the floor—something between an incendiary grenade and a fire extinguisher. A man enters the car through the open door ahead. He reaches for the object. It melts out of existence to recongeal in his hand, and he places it back on the floor. The AI generation seems to calculate that an explosion is necessary here, but has lost track of the logic—so the man turns and launches a bolt of fire from his hand to burst against the train wall.
Another choice. We decide to exit at the next stop from the front car, and reality breaks. pxj เข้าสู่ระบบ We wave a hand before us, and as the door between cars opens, our car is no longer a car but a platform. Instead of proceeding winner55 ทางเข้า สล็อต through the train, we enter a different one through its side. There is a sedan in here, and a man. We brandish our MP5—its shape has changed—and fire a shot. The shot damages us instead, and the subway train shatters like glass. There's an exit stairway ahead. Two drones emerge from its steps, joined by a red holographic energy. They hover as we make our next choice to ascend the steps and "climb the scaffolding."
It's third person now. The subway exits onto a rooftop, where we do a little hop. There's an enemy across the roof from us. We fire a warning shot at him, but then turn to take aim at a pair of conjoined wall-mounted twin air conditioners. A radial menu appears, with options like "Condemt," "Lergevhtiepsappe," and "Guwht dade," which we ignore in favor of another choice for how to proceed. We choose to "take cover behind the HVAC," which we interpret as firing a shotgun blast at it. Our MP5 can do that now, I guess.
Our actions seem to have earned the respect of our fellow rooftop combatant, who marks the occasion by ejecting two spare magazines from his armpit. More choices: Deciding to "drop down and escape"—can there be any escape?—we swing ourselves from the rooftop, marking the moment with another celebratory shotgun blast, and land beside a dumpster full of concrete shapes that hadn't existed just moments before.
We approach an opened doorway. Our l86.com สล็อต gun has taken a new aspect: a Frankenstein melding of AK, Famas, and M16. When prompted, we select "Cut the gate and push north." The camera swings to the left as we leave our body behind, assuming another being's first person view. There is a gate here, now, and we cut its lock.
It's third person again, and there's a van in front of us, and the van is full of armed men, and while they seem content to ignore us, we choose "Suppress the van team" and begin shooting at its hood. This accomplishes nothing, but a fire escape above bursts unprompted into smoke and releases a lazy spray of debris.
This, it seems, will not do. We shift once more into first person and decide to "Escape into the sewer," which we achieve not with the manhole directly in front of us, but via a ladder that springs into being beneath our friends' van. We descend the ladder in a way no human being has descended a ladder in their life, landing in a channel where—to our right—a cluster of people wait behind a barred gate, imprisoned in a grey void. As the video ends, a voice over our radio tells us that "they've got a chopper on us," which is just like in videogames.
As , "Dude this fucking sucks."
After the video provoked an outpouring of contempt—which you can browse at your leisure— to say that "people miss the point" of demonstrations like his.
"They're not finished products… they're glimpses of what's coming," Shumer said. "Is this an AAA game today? Of course not. Will AI-powered games be incredible in 5 years? Definitely."
The thing about glimpses of the future is that they're, by definition, not definite. Where someone might see a stepping stone in technology's forward progress, someone else might see another demonstration that AI's advancements only promise the production of incrementally prettier nonsense.